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French Farmers Protest Modified Jeans
By Dorothy Collins
Staff Reporter


DE NIEMS, FRANCE
— Thousands of French
Sacre bleu!
farmers and a few Jean-Paul Belmondo fans took to the streets of France’s most famous garment district yesterday to protest GMO, the newest line of blue jeans from beleaguered American jeanmaker Levi Strauss.

Chanting “Deux…quatre….six…huit… we want less room back in the seat,” the protestors clearly caught Levi executives with their pants down.

“Damn those farmers,” said Len Greenberg, Levi EVP of Marketing for the Americas, Europe, Asia and A Small Part of Africa. “First they tell us they want something a lot more snug. Then they want something with a skosh more room. Now they’re upset because they’re not tight enough. Where’s Buddy Lee when you need him?” Told that Buddy worked for another jeans maker, Greenberg laughed. “Smart guy.”

At presstime, the French farmers were urging a boycott of all American denim products except for Tommy Hilfiger’s popular Viva La France! tote bag, free with a 30-franc purchase at all Gallerie Lafayette stores.
 
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