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Ben Affleck Finds Lost Hairpiece at Tractor Pull

By Phil Collins
Staff Reporter


DULUTH, MN — In a bizarre twist to a story that has several Hollywood tongues wagging, actor Ben Affleck found Burt Reynolds’ hairpiece — that’s right, the one Affleck lost several months ago as a member of Reynold’s tractor team — at a celebrity tractor pull in Duluth.
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Said a beaming Affleck, “How it got from Malibu to Duluth is anybody’s guess. But I’m thrilled and so is Burt. Sally Field had given it to him before their breakup.”

Mr. Reynolds was unavailable for comment. His publicist said he was busy filming HBO’s The Charles Nelson Reilly Story As Told To Dom DeLuise.



Laura Gives Hillary The Raspberries, Wants Carton Back
 
Raspberries
By Fort Collins
Staff Reporter
 

WASHINGTON, DC — Pooh-poohing any notion that she’s anything but honest, America’s First Lady, Laura Bush, yesterday gave America’s former First Lady, Hillary Rodham Clinton, the carton of raspberries Clinton’s daughter Chelsea accidentally left on top of the White House refrigerator four years ago when she and Hillary were packing up the kitchen for the movers.

“It was nice of Laura to give us the berries,” said Clinton spokeswoman Georgia Taylor Benedict. “While letting us keep the carton would have been even nicer, this gesture speaks volumes.”

Asked if she had any plans for the raspberries, Taylor Benedict said Clinton would give them to her husband the next time she sees him.

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