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From The Corner Of Hollywood And Vine

By William Gross
Executive Editor


Some like it hot…overheard at Farmer’s Market in LA: Paris Hilton and Carl Squeets are calling it quits after three months…such a shame… they looked so good together at last week’s tractor pull in Malibu...bet you didn’t know Green Acres’ Pat Buttram was deathly afraid of pigs…no wonder he always referred to Arnold Ziffel as a sow… Courtney Love claims she’s addicted to Cream of Wheat but gave up wheat grass because “wheat shouldn’t be green”…speaking of which: Elton John is serious about bringing Soylent Green to Broadway as a musical…am I the only one who sees Josh Groban in the Chuck Heston role?…did you see the size of those raspberries Laura gave Hillary last week? Add green thumb to her amazing list of credentials...Dr. Phil has apologized for his crude barnyard comments to Dr. Ruth…about time, Doc…now if we can just get the Vice President to clean up his language…nice bit of casting: U2’s Bono will play the role of Francis Gary Powers in the pilot episode of TV’s hush-hush new mini-series…think farmboy flies the coop…rumor of the week: a certain produce broker in New Jersey is bankrolling the career of Nicole Kidman…not true…he lives in Philly…asked if he had any rules when it came to making movies,
 
  How suee-e-et it is?
  How suee-e-et it is?

Billy Wilder replied: I have ten commandments. The first nine are, Thou shalt not bore…are you listening, Hollywood?

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